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I was fast asleep after a long drive that went completely south. I don’t know how I survived that crash, but the next thing I knew, I was on a hardwood floor, blacked out. A spooky voice that didn’t sound like anyone I’ve met before yells out, “This is your wake-up call! Prepare to DIE.” I think to myself, “Why am I being told to wake up? What is this hellhole?” So, I woke up, turned around to see 11 other people in the same situation. My first thought was “Are any of you the nerdy yet sexy bass narrator I heard just a few seconds ago?” A slimy figure asked, “Are you alright? Do you want me to check on what’s going on?” He then introduces himself as Slimius Vulcanus III, but tells me to just call him Slime. I introduce myself back to him, everyone else hearing me say “My name is Callout, nice to meet you!” Before anyone else could introduce themselves, the same deep bass voice barked, “Finally, you’re all awake. Welcome…. To Trivia Murder Party, Object Edition! But let’s just