ANGRYBIRDSTIFF

[Tiffanimation logo] [Tiffany Fisher Artist Special Intro]  ♪ [“Angry Birds” theme music plays] ♪ [♪ ♪] -[birds squawking] -[slingshot stretches] -BLUE BIRD: Whoo-hoo! -[glass shattering] [blue birds grunting] [same EXACT sound effects  as before, I don’t want to repeat as I’m captioning this special.] -[birds cheering] -[level clear stars chimes] ♪ [“Angry Birds” theme music plays] ♪ [♪ ♪] ANGRY BIRDS PLUSH CENTRAL:  Well, that's enough for today. -[game turns off] -[door squeaks as it opens and shuts] RED: Well, guys, the iPad  is shut off for today. CHUCK: Phew, what a day. TERENCE: [growling] -MATILDA: Hey guys, today is a very special day! -HAL: How so? -MATILDA: It's been 15 years since the pigs stole our eggs and began our  main purpose in our lives! -RED: It is? OH YEAH IT IS!  Let's get everybody together  for a giant party! BIRDS: Awww…. JAY: We are so tired! JIM: [grunts] -RED: I DON'T CARE! IT'S AN IMPORTANT OCCASION! BOMB: Alright then! Let me

(Tiffanimation intro) (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) RED: Hmmm… (SIGHS) Mm— FEMALE BIRD (RUBY):  Hey, Red, remember me? (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS) RED: Uh, no. RUBY: It’s me, your sister, Ruby! (“HOME TWEET HOME” FROM  “THE ANGRY BIRDS MOVIE” PLAYS) RED: I didn’t know I had a sister. RUBY: Well, now you do! It’s  good to see you, brother. (RED CRYING) -RED: (TEARFULLY) It’s good to see you too, sis! -RUBY: Awww! -(RECORD SCRATCHES) -(RED GRUNTS) RED: Um… should we? (PIGS LAUGHING) -RUBY: Yes. -RED: Let’s fly! -(SLINGSHOT STRETCHES) -(RED AND RUBY SQUAWK) -(WIND HOWLING) -(BOTH GROWLING) (PIG LAUGHING) (MUSIC FROM “ANGRY  BIRDS TOONS” PLAYS) (RED LAUGHING CHEERFULLY) (“HOME TWEET HOME”  MUSIC CONTINUES TO PLAY) (NO AUDIBLE DIALOGUE) (“ROOMIES” FROM “THE  ANGRY BIRDS MOVIE” PLAYS) RED: Would you like to  be a leader one day, sis? RUBY: Only if you need it, bro. (Roll credits)