I write books about food. If you would like me to commission a drawing or a story for you, please DM me and we can work out details.
A few guidelines before messaging me because some of y'all can't behave:
👩💼🤝👨💼Be direct if you want to do business: Please let me know right away if you’re interested in collaborating or wanting commissioned work. It helps save time for both of us. Don't start our conversation with just the word "hi".
📖 Questions about my book?: I am always happy to answer your book related questions! However, If you're curious about the next chapter of Fetishini, I encourage you to buy the full book rather than asking for spoilers. It's full of surprises, and you can get the entire story for just $2.99. You can find a link to purchase it in every chapter I've posted. If you're worried about your mom seeing a book titled Fetishini on the credit card, you're probably too young to be reading it!
❌ Spam filters: Messages containing the words "muse", "NFT", or "mural" in the first contact will be blocked and reported as spam. I won't just report you. I will report your wife. I will report your son. I will report your infant daughter.
If you somehow are actually serious about a proposal that involves any of these things and are wanting to pay me for my previous work, a $3 down payment is required. This down payment will be discounted toward the rest of the money you are willing to pay me. You can easily do this by showing a receipt from buying my E-Book. No banking information will ever be shared. These terms are not negotiable.
🫰😐 Don't contact me with the goal of selling me stuff: If you have a project in mind involving my work, please note that I can only offer exposure or commissioned work in return—not monetary payment. However, if you want to create fan art of my characters, I’m totally fine with that! Just be sure to give proper credit and include a link to my page. If you want to publish with me, we can discuss a royalty agreement.
🗿 Other stuff: If you're just here to chat about cool stuff, that’s perfectly fine. I’m always happy to connect with readers and fans! But please please please don't start off our conversation with just the word "hi".