JJBA totally accurate quote

Bruno: Oh, we're like a big happy family! And I'm the dad, and Leone's the mom.

Leone: Why am I the mom? What gender roles are pushing here?

Pannaccota: I know they probably think I'm like the son, but I'm not! I'll be the gay emo cousin.

Guido: I'll be the son, the hot-shot! Who's only dream... Is to be a star.

Narancia: I feel like I'd be the fresh-out-of-jail uncle.

Giorno: And I'm the sassy aunt. Who talks shit about everyone.