Tensions simmer when Jay plays host to Gloria's mum and sister. Phil, meanwhile, tries to solve his kids' problems.
Claire has overdone it in Halloweens past and the neighbours definitely don't share her enthusiasm, so this year she's being forced to tone it down and keep it 'kid-friendly'.
Phil's job takes up a lot of his time, Luke has his friends over for a poker game, Gloria worries the baby is cursed, and Cam hosts a funeral for the cat's imaginary wife.
When Phil takes on a luxury home, the family are eager to see what it has to offer. Mitch and Cam sneak in for a night of romance.
When Gloria wins a family seminar at the school auction, Jay is resistant. Mitch and Cam try to come across as super stable, and Phil and Claire turn it into a competition.