Meghan Markle Is Jealous Of (checks notes) Kamala Harris

Who’s being weird? Not us.

 This week:  

• Meghan Markle and Kamala Harris are actually the same person! Cool!  
• Did you know you’re the worst party guest and you’re eating all the canapes? 
• NOBODY IS HAVING CARNAL RELATIONS WITH A COUCH (we think) 

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