As a blonde crawls out of her wrecked car
, the local sheriff asks her what happened.
The blonde began,
"It was the strangest thing!
I looked up and saw a tree
, so I swerved to the right.
Then I saw another tree,
so I swerved to left.
Then there was another tree,
and another and another ..."
The sheriff thought
for a minute and then said, "Mam ...
I don't know how to tell you this,
but the only thing even resembling a tree
on this road for thirty miles
is your air freshener."