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{"author": "Jane Austen", "text": "\u201cThe person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.\u201d"}
{"author": "Steve Martin", "text": "\u201cA day without sunshine is like, you know, night.\u201d"}
{"author": "Garrison Keillor", "text": "\u201cAnyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.\u201d"}
{"author": "Jim Henson", "text": "\u201cBeauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.\u201d"}
{"author": "Charles M. Schulz", "text": "\u201cAll you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.\u201d"}
{"author": "Suzanne Collins", "text": "\u201cRemember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me anytime you feel like it.\u201d"}
{"author": "Charles Bukowski", "text": "\u201cSome people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.\u201d"}
{"author": "Terry Pratchett", "text": "\u201cThe trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.\u201d"}
{"author": "Dr. Seuss", "text": "\u201cThink left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!\u201d"}
{"author": "George Carlin", "text": "\u201cThe reason I talk to myself is because I\u2019m the only one whose answers I accept.\u201d"}
{"author": "W.C. Fields", "text": "\u201cI am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. \u201d"}
{"author": "Jane Austen", "text": "\u201cA lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.\u201d"}