announcing: barnaclad

STRd6 · Mar 12, 2015 · ff94786 · ff94786
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diff --git a/app/assets/stylesheets/application.css b/app/assets/stylesheets/application.css
@@ -7,6 +7,7 @@
  *= require has-fancy-underline
  *= require flags/basic
  *= require flags/flags32
+ *= require barnaclad
 */
 
 

diff --git a/app/assets/stylesheets/barnaclad.css b/app/assets/stylesheets/barnaclad.css
@@ -0,0 +1,31 @@
+fieldset.ad {
+    margin-top: -1rem;
+    margin-bottom: 2rem;
+    margin-left: 55px;
+    border: 1px solid #eee;
+}
+
+.ad legend {
+    font-family: signpainter, times, serif;
+    font-style: italic;
+    font-size: 2rem;
+    padding-right: 0.8rem;
+    padding-left: 0.5rem;
+}
+
+fieldset legend {
+    border: 1px solid #eee;
+}
+
+fieldset.ad {
+    font-family: courier;
+}
+
+.ad-plug {
+    font-size: 8px !important;
+    color: #444;
+}
+
+.ad-plug a {
+    color: #444;
+}
diff --git a/app/views/home/index.html.erb b/app/views/home/index.html.erb
@@ -9,17 +9,30 @@
 <% stories = [
    "the internet’s oldest community",
    "the envy of bazaars overseas",
-   "not afraid to love, again",
    "in peak physical condition, sources say",
    "looking at you shyly",
-   "taking life TWO steps at a time",
-   "truly wonderful, said Ms. Trudy Wonlerfud",
-   "still here, after all this time",
    "the owner of two same snowflakes, promises not to tell anybody",
    "heart in hand and lost at sea",
-   "just spice-route gossip",
+   "spice-route gossip",
+   "rubbing its chin thoughtfully",
+   "mad with power, but sad with respect",
+   "gone when you wake up in the morning",
+   "the one who port-knocks",
+   "unsure of where to stand in the whole East vs. West Coast debate",
    ] %>
 
+<fieldset class="ad">
+  <legend>Barnaclad™</legend>
+  <p><a href="https://ianthehenry.com/basilica/">Basilica</a> — No trolls. No ascending chronological order. Just friends.</p>
+  <div class="ad-plug"><em>Barnacles</em> is made possible by
+  Barnaclad™, a high-signal, hand-curated ad network/webring for
+  reaching the leading mathematicians, plumbers, horse whisperers, and eccentric arsonists
+  of our time. To advertise, please contact
+    <a href='m&#97;ilt&#111;&#58;ba%72%6&#69;a&#99;l&#37;61&#100;&#37;40hao%6C%&#54;9&#97;n&#46;org'>&#98;&#97;&#114;na&#99;la&#100;&#64;&#104;a&#111;l&#105;&#97;n&#46;&#111;&#114;&#103;</a>.
+    (Seriously though: if you have something cool you need eyeballs
+    on, let me know.)</div>
+</fieldset>
+
 <% story = stories[rand(stories.length)] %>
   <div class="box guess" id="leader">
     <p><em>Barnacles</em> is <%= story %>. To submit a URL or ask a question, </p>