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A proud and confident genius
 makes a bet with an idiot.
The genius says, "Hey idiot, every question I ask you that you don't know the answer, you have to give me $5. And if you ask me a question and I can't answer yours I will give you $5,000."
 The idiot says, "Okay."
The genius then asks, "How many continents are there in the world?"
 The idiot doesn't know and hands over the $5.
 The idiot says, "Now me ask: what animal stands with two legs but sleeps with three?"
 The genius tries and searches very hard for the answer but gives up and hands over the $5000.
 The genius says, "Dang it, I lost.
By the way, what was the answer to your question?"
The idiot hands over $5.

Me in the background watching my friends make out:

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