Any combination of items that sum up to 999. The easiest to remember is: face to the door, turn right and get the first item, then turn around and go to the last item at the end of the left corridor, and take the first 3. So like a statue to the right, and then the collector’s edition iirc, and the two closest to it.
Se os outros jogos são cerveja, este é o vinho. 🍷 Devo dizer que este jogo foi uma agradável surpresa. É muito bem feito, com uma trilha sonora que ainda será lembrada por dezenas de anos, e uma gameplay tranquila e relaxante. Eu aprovo e recomendo esta obra de arte 👍 💯
Thank you all for the support, comments, and playthroughs these past few days. It really means a lot to us.
Side note--I changed a lot of things regarding the standalone Windows version in this patch. If Smartscreen or any antivirus go off about it, just know that it's because it's a new file and you can safely ignore it.
missing the final medal. wish i could hover or inspect the medals to know what they represent. i presume the final one is for time not sure if speedrun or long long time necessary to trigger that
I'm getting nothing from the browser version (latest Chrome and, ugh, Edge): nothing rendered, no sound, and just the sound with a black screen from the executable. Seemingly, stuff is reacting in the background there. Fairly fresh install of updated Windows 10, no issues in terms of streaming any other game on itch. Very odd. What do I need in terms of dependencies?
I really liked this little goofy art experience, well done! I noticed a tiny little bug, if the page zoom is not 100% in Firefox, Doomguy turns at a constant speed very slowly to the right (I tend to have pages zoomed in a bit bc my vision isn't perfect)
I've gotten dozens of reports about this and all I can say is that it's most definitely on Firefox's side. I had a user send in a bug report and the best we can hope for is for them to fix it on their end. Standalone or Chrome should work fine.
It's strange, because I only use Firefox and have never been able to reproduce this bug, and meanwhile, I've had other people stream the game to me and have a 100% reproduction rate. It consistently doesn't happen on Chrome, either.
Genius! Only thing missing was one of the secrets, there's no run button so it would probably be unattainable anyway, but there's a secret on e1m1 ... spoiler...
You go to the exit, which lowers the balcony (where you can get the beer, and there's an image of someone I don't recognise), but if you then go back over the water to that room, wait 10 seconds or so, then sprint back to the beer room, an elevator appears briefly. Perhaps you could put the mysterious gin in it?
Leaving this secret out was a conscious decision–this was a student project made from scratch in two weeks, and I didn't have the time to figure out elevator physics. There's a different secret elsewhere on the map.
← Return to fine art gallery
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Love it, it feels so sophisticated
haha fun game!!
I didn't know expositions had wads of money just lying around for the taking. I should visit the museum more often.
I have been unburdened by what has been a total pleasure ....till next time Sir
I shed a tear of wine and cheese
A splendid gallery.
Sips wine
Spits wine back out
…Oh yeah. I forgot I don’t like wine.
For the life of me I can't understand why I'm stuck at 98% insights, but other than that it's a marvellous experience! Bravo!
Edit: got it! Nice cat sounds btw :D
which items should I buy for the Big Spender badge?
Any combination of items that sum up to 999. The easiest to remember is: face to the door, turn right and get the first item, then turn around and go to the last item at the end of the left corridor, and take the first 3. So like a statue to the right, and then the collector’s edition iirc, and the two closest to it.
More fun than I thought it would be. Like most exhibitions, actually.
A truly wonderful way to spend one's time. I must say, I did indeed enjoy my time here! Truly a place I shall find myself indulging in again!
Se os outros jogos são cerveja, este é o vinho. 🍷 Devo dizer que este jogo foi uma agradável surpresa. É muito bem feito, com uma trilha sonora que ainda será lembrada por dezenas de anos, e uma gameplay tranquila e relaxante. Eu aprovo e recomendo esta obra de arte 👍 💯
fino de fato
What an experience. 10/10.
can't find the final secret area, I matched drinks irl just to be sure I wasn't overthinking it
otherwise 10/10
DRINK AND STARE
This is not on my 2025 Bingo card, but damn, this is a good one.
Me very like
A rather delightful experience I must say. Simply elegant in all aspects.
I can't wait to play the Zandronum port
Amazing, pure Genius.
An enriching cultural experience. Bravo, Scumdog!
Amazing, though I did run out of wine and the AC was barely on, and all that cheese made me gasy. I give this gallery a $/5.
Final-ish patch pushed!
Thank you all for the support, comments, and playthroughs these past few days. It really means a lot to us.
Side note--I changed a lot of things regarding the standalone Windows version in this patch. If Smartscreen or any antivirus go off about it, just know that it's because it's a new file and you can safely ignore it.
Joyous
So apparently this is a Trojan virus meant to process as a worm?
No
Perfection
Parfait!
This is very fun!
Wonderful =^^= Scared me almost as much as the original
just fucking beautiful I LOVE IT true perfection.
Can you add a really slowed down doomguy HMMMMNNNNFF sound whenever you Engage with an art piece?
Just perfect.
missing the final medal. wish i could hover or inspect the medals to know what they represent. i presume the final one is for time not sure if speedrun or long long time necessary to trigger that
i just 100%ed the whole thing, very fun!
I'm getting nothing from the browser version (latest Chrome and, ugh, Edge): nothing rendered, no sound, and just the sound with a black screen from the executable. Seemingly, stuff is reacting in the background there. Fairly fresh install of updated Windows 10, no issues in terms of streaming any other game on itch. Very odd. What do I need in terms of dependencies?
Create an issue over on the Github repo and make sure you paste your console output into it. Good chance it's your hardware being out of date.
We need a stretched UMPH sound like this one! Please add one additional sfx for perfect fun!
https://x.com/JasozzGames/status/1875607042301554928
Gin when?
(I really thought this was a mod, not a standalone parody. Amazing work!)
I really liked this little goofy art experience, well done! I noticed a tiny little bug, if the page zoom is not 100% in Firefox, Doomguy turns at a constant speed very slowly to the right (I tend to have pages zoomed in a bit bc my vision isn't perfect)
I've gotten dozens of reports about this and all I can say is that it's most definitely on Firefox's side. I had a user send in a bug report and the best we can hope for is for them to fix it on their end. Standalone or Chrome should work fine.
Guess I didn't want that standalone for nothing. Firefox is my main.
It's strange, because I only use Firefox and have never been able to reproduce this bug, and meanwhile, I've had other people stream the game to me and have a 100% reproduction rate. It consistently doesn't happen on Chrome, either.
Genius! Only thing missing was one of the secrets, there's no run button so it would probably be unattainable anyway, but there's a secret on e1m1 ... spoiler...
You go to the exit, which lowers the balcony (where you can get the beer, and there's an image of someone I don't recognise), but if you then go back over the water to that room, wait 10 seconds or so, then sprint back to the beer room, an elevator appears briefly. Perhaps you could put the mysterious gin in it?
Leaving this secret out was a conscious decision–this was a student project made from scratch in two weeks, and I didn't have the time to figure out elevator physics. There's a different secret elsewhere on the map.