Edpuzzle 4+

This app almost makes me want to bazooka bomb my computer more than IXL does. I could run three whole marathons and get last place each time before the next question pops up. I would rather go skydiving and have my parachute not work before I would even press the open button on this app. The entire group of kids in Kidz Bop would be adults with actual jobs before one video ends. I would not pull a Bruno mars and catch a grenade for this app, nor would I jump in front of a train for it either. World hunger would end before you are able to actually answer a question with how long these videos are. This app may actually have competition with IXL for the hatred in my heart. I personally could find the cure for cancer before the Indian dude in my video finished talking and actually starts the math equations. The wait line for a bathroom im a mall with only one toilet would take less time than half of one of these videos. My cat could say more educational and important things than the video creators, if they are even talking English half of the time. Not worth any teacher nor students time.

one day while i was polishing my grass my grandma asked me if there was any games that could improve her math, so i recommended this game. worst decision ever. everything was well until she started getting frustrated and she kept getting the questions wrong. so frustrated to the point where she grabbed a world war II grenade from her purse and bazookabombed her computer. she then got up from her chair and started levitating while saying some weird cult sayings. something like “mathy mathy ixl, don’t do it and you’re expelled.” she then started farting continuously. until she let out a big scream and fell on the floor. as i went to check on her she starting twerking her giant, juicy, voluptuous , gyat in my face while screaming she was gay, and i had no love life. she also told me secrets like she had another child besides my mom , but he was too fat so she had to abort it. suddenly she went down on her knees changing some ancient saying i couldn’t make out what she was saying though. she then fainted on the floor so i called 911. it was hard putting her inside of the ambulance, because she was tied to a dog leash because she was still floating. she was then diagnosed with 52 ulcers, dyslexia , 69 hemorrhoids, and fertile with 169 children
worst day ever

The videos are obnoxiously long just as long as my teachers slogablong when he looks at the girls in the room. My Chromebook is so slow I could go just as the first review blow it up with a new 9/11 attack on the freaking school. The world can find peace before this thing will load. I would finally beat my mom in a argument without her pulling the weirdest excuse out of the allverse before the questions load. I would bazooka the whole class with the kids in there without the question loading. I would be able to pull the lithium out of my phone and Chromebook and get uranium eat it and have the rest to combine it with the lithium and fill the lithium batteries with water and tell Allahu Akbar and throw the bomb on the teachers feet to relief the stress. World hunger would stop and the African kids will stop having the newest IPhone trying to get roses on TikTok and get water before one of the questions loading and last I would finally find inner peace before it loads one single question.